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🐽 Lilac the Snortling – Mischievous Swine of the Shimmering Realms

🐽 Lilac the Snortling – Mischievous Swine of the Shimmering Realms

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Meet Lilac — a glittery, giggly critter with too many toes, not enough shame, and a permanent case of the giggles. She’s pink. She’s sparkly. She’s absolutely not supposed to exist… but we love her anyway.


With oversized ears, inky hooves, and a belly full of buttons, Lilac tumbles through realms squealing nonsense and making friends with ghosts, goblins, and the occasional cursed turnip.


Whether you think she’s a tiny demon, a rejected dragon, or a cow-pig-chimera with attitude — one thing’s certain: she’s ready to move in.


🔮 Details

 

  • Approx. 3” tall x 1.5” wide

  • Hand-sculpted from polymer clay with black glitter hooves

  • Iridescent lilac body with high-gloss seal

  • One-of-a-kind — no two Snortlings are ever the same

  • Handmade by Chelsea (who has definitely seen some things)

 


🎁 Perfect For

 

  • Creatures who snort when they laugh

  • Folks who love a little chaos on their shelves

  • Fantasy lovers, cryptid collectors, and anyone who just said “what the hell is that?”

 


✨ Add Lilac to your shelf and invite a little unhinged joy into your home. She might eat your snacks. She might bless your dice rolls. Either way — you’ve been warned.


Note: As with all handmade creatures, Lilac is fragile. Please handle with care and do not expose her to water, dragons, or reality.

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